Date a man who loves you more. Meet him young, at a time when you’re not old enough to realize how precious he is. Fall in love carelessly. Start to think he must be the one, begin building a life with him. Become entangled with his family and him with yours, believe he will be the father of your children in later years. Date a man who loves you more because he will love everything you hate about yourself. The man who loves you more will rub your feet when you’re tired and take your cousins out for ice cream because he is simply that kind of man. He will abandon his plans to come rub your back when you’re sick without you ever having to ask. The man who loves you more will allow you to grow as a person without taking space. He will be patient, kind; he will know when to apologize and when to be quiet. He will never yell. He will laugh at your jokes and find you beautiful, even at your worst. The man who loves you more will love you entirely, unconditionally; he will follow you anywhere and do anything for you.

As you grow with the man who loves you more, ignore the creeping sense of boredom. Ignore it because it is selfish, it is unbecoming, and you know you should be satisfied with this perfect man. Ignore it because you watch the women around you, your friends, your sisters, your co-workers, and you know they all long for the man you have. Ignore the melancholia and the longing you feel every time you watch a couple fight with passion, with anger, with fire. Count on your fingers the number of fights you’ve had over the years, and consider yourself lucky without really believing it. Ignore the nostalgia you feel for moments that have never existed. Ignore it because you know passion is fleeting, passion is mercurial; passion is not something you build a life on. Passion will not raise your kids, it will not pay your mortgage. When passion fades, you tell yourself, you are left with nothing but regret. Ignore the slow leak of emptiness filling your gut when you kiss him, because it does not belong in your life. It does not belong with this perfect man who loves you more. He is dependable and with him, you know you will lead a lifetime of contentment. You will travel with him, you will push him towards his goals. You will have wonderful memories and photo albums. You will celebrate milestones with pride, you will grow old holding his hand and raise balanced children with him. When your children fall in love, you will smile and hope they find someone who loves them more, because it will guarantee them the satisfied life you have led.

Do not date the other man because the other man will never give you the stability you know you need. Stay away from the other man because with him, you are unreliable. The other man will never be there for you with the same dependability you have come to expect. He will challenge you and push you to question everything you think you know about yourself. The other man will love you, he will love you in ways that make you abandon every certainty you have ever had, but he will not help you keep your balance. Just when you think you have figured that man out, he will disorient you, you will be winded, you will not be able to breathe. Date the man who loves you more because the other man will never need you. He will miss you when you’re gone, he will secretly be broken, but he will go on without you because he does not depend on anyone. This man is treacherous, you cannot trust yourself with him.

When things are good with this man, you will be euphoric. You will be the best version of yourself. You will look in the mirror and find you are beautiful. You will be the luckiest woman in the world, and you will believe it. You will tell him you love him and the words will explode out of your heart because it will be the first time you have ever encountered such irrevocable truth. He will say it back and mean it, and you will feel like you can never be close enough to him. You will lose yourself in him, and he will lose himself in you. Stay away from this man because your happiness will be fleeting. When things are bad with him, he will fight back. He will not be patient, he will not soothe you. The other man will be infuriating. He will be selfish, careless with his words and at times even cruel. He will try to inflict as much pain on you as he himself is feeling. He will not apologize and he will push you to your limits. With this man, you can expect the dizzying agony of passion, the blurred oblivion of apathy, the delicious comfort of despair, the addictive misery of loneliness. You will tell yourself that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all, but in that moment of utter hopelessness, you will not believe it with absolute conviction.

Date a man who loves you more because while he can never be quite enough, the other man will always be too much. The other man will leave you thirsty for more, parched for him, panicked like a drunk who has finished his last bottle. Date that man who loves you more, fall for him in a slow and steady way, build a foundation with him and consider, truly consider, how lucky you are to have found him. Do all this, because with the other man, you will never know anything but a frenzied hunger and all-encompassing madness. With that man you will burn bright and fast, and you will be invincible until you are not. Find the man who loves you more and keep him because the worth of happiness cannot be measured in days and months and years, and those fleeting few memories of pure, unadulterated bliss will never measure up to the lifetime of contentment you will have with the man who loves you more. Tell yourself this over and over, let it become your mantra, and condition yourself to believe it. Forget the other man, or at least try to, ignore the smells, the sounds and the things that remind you of him, ignore the way he made you feel, because you are better off apart. Together you make the world explode, but you cannot survive in it after. Date the man who loves you more, choose him and never let him go, because you are wise enough to know that stories of true love never have a happy ending, and with this man at least you will die knowing someone loved you more. TC mark









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Say what you will, but this little boy’s getup is incredibly cute. His manner is absolutely polite and well-behaved. Such poise he possesses. And the dance. Oh my goodness, the dance. It is out of this world. Supreme? Feral? Invigorating? Whatever. His face stays centered and calm throughout the whole ordeal. He’s either an android or a really mature 3-year-old. Simply put, this kid is amazing. TC mark









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I take my seat at the restaurant
Table for one
An empty chair across from me
Your chair

I sit there looking at the menu
I wonder what I would have said
To make you crack a smile
To hear you laugh

The waiter asks for my drink order
I’ll take a beer—a Hoegaarden, please
What would you have ordered?
Or would you have just sipped off of mine?

Silence
I drink my beer in silence
It was never this silent
When you were sitting across from me

I make no snarky comments about the
Lady across from us who is too fat
Or that big-breasted chick on the right
Or how you should just order your own damn beer

I place my order
Something filling and hearty
You would have ordered
Something with shrimp in it

Running low on my first glass
I would have ordered two
Just to stop you
From sipping off of my beer

I look at the empty chair
My hand would have been on your thigh
I would be kissing you
Teasing you

We would forget our troubles
My heavy drinking and lewdness
My anger and aggression
My philandering

The food is here
After I took my first few bites
I would have taken some of yours
You would have taken some of mine

The check is here
It would have been my turn to pay
I’d let you handle the tip
And we’d be on our way

I leave alone
Our good times are over
I wonder who will take your place
In that empty chair TC mark









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Parents have been through more than we have, so they like to give us advice. Some are just ridiculous and others can be life-changing. Check out this Reddit thread for more. Call your parents to let them know how much you appreciate them.

1. Ugh, thanks dad

“Don’t get her pregnant” – Every time I’d leave the house for ANYTHING.

2. Smart grandfather

My grandfather used to say “Why put your money in a bank and get only 6% when you can put it into whiskey and get 40%.”

Yes, I know. Interest rates were nuts back then.

3. Father deserves a medal and a fist bump

My dad is a very straight laced guy. When I was younger, I was dating some really cute blond idiot. I won a massive scholarship to study overseas, full ride, multiple plane fairs, living stipend, full book/tuition, etc. He sat me down just after I won, and he told me “wear a condom with that one. You’re all she has, and if she goes off the pill, she’ll do it to fuck you and keep you here.” Only sex talk I ever got from my dad. Very terse. Ten seconds.

Kicker? I found out years later that she went off the pill a week after I won the big money, and if it wasn’t for him I would have a teenager.

4. ☜(゚ヮ゚☜) (゚∀゚)☞

My college girlfriend and I had just graduated and were getting ready to move to Japan to teach English in the JET Program. In preparation, my father and I went to go get a meal with a business colleague of his who spent a lot of time in Japan for work, and whose wife is Japanese. When he heard I was going with my girlfriend, he said he did the same thing. He then followed up with: “Going to Japan with a girlfriend is like showing up to a party with your own sandwich.”

5. This father’s got it right

Dad: “Take the one with the ass. Fake tits are getting better every year, but you can’t fake a great ass.”

6. That last part is hilarious

My dad’s one talk about sex to me was as follows:

“Son, if you’re ever going to finger a girl, clean your nails and clip them first. You wouldn’t want to give her an infection.”

All in all, sound advice, but it came completely out of the blue.

7. Grandpa!

“Grandpa, what do you think about premarital sex?”

“Well, its not premarital sex if you never get married”

Single greatest moment of my life.

8. He said with a smirk

“Tell her you have three testicles, She’ll be more inclined to give a BJ so she can see’em for herself.” – My 93-year-old Great Grandpa

9. Unless you’re fighting a bear. A goddamn grizzly bear wielding a battle axe

My dad on fighting: “People don’t like dealing with crazies. So scream like you’re crazy and go for the eyes.”

10. It means don’t cheat

My father once told me “Son, it does not matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.”

This one has stuck with me through the years.

11. And that’s how we came to know Frank The Tank

My dad’s two-step guide to preparing me for college was having me watch “Animal House,” followed by this bit of advice:

“Son, you’re bigger than most kids, so you’ll have a higher alcohol tolerance than them.”

12. Never going back to Jersey again

My Father always said “The girls on the ads for Strip Joints, are never the girls IN the Strip Joints”

13. Uncle’s been through it all

After college, my uncle says to me “never marry a good-looking girl.” OK. A year later he says to me “never marry a good-looking girl.” OK, got it. A year later he says it again, “never marry a good-looking girl.” I finally say, why not? He says, if you marry a good-looking girl, she’ll leave you and you’ll be heartbroken. But if you marry an ugly girl, and she leaves you, oh well.

14. Thanks grandpa… I guess…

My grandfather always told me to marry a fat girl because she will provide you shade in the summer and warmth in the winter. Good ole grandpa.

15. Awesome, thanks mom

“They all feel the same in the dark.”

Thanks mom.

16. Words to live by

Tie between the following statements made by friends’ dads.

Scene: Breakfast at my friend’s house. Giant plate of bacon on the table.

Dad: Bacon – the second greatest tasting thing on earth.
Me: What’s first?
Dad: I’ll tell you when you’re older.

or

Scene: Water balloon fight at friend’s house. His sister just hit me with a few big water balloons. I was trying to fill up some new ammo.
Dad: Don’t retaliate – escalate. starts filling up a pitcher of water

17. He was repeating what he had just learned

My step-dad walked in to my room one day and just said “you know – not all gay men have anal sex” then walked away.

18. Hahaha..ha…ha…h…a…

You can date or do anything you want with a girl with one exception, I don’t want to see you at my work (My mom works in Labor and Delivery).

19. Carry a grilled cheese sandwich on you at all times

My dad’s a teacher at an alternate school. We were talking about some of his more aggressive students, when he gave me this gem:

“Whenever I hear a kid bickering, I go into the kitchen and make them a grilled cheese sandwich.”

“Why?”

“Because how the hell are you going to be mad at the guy who just made you a grilled cheese?”

20. Life hack #1

“If a girl ever asks you to help her put a necklace on, you are morally bound to kiss her on the neck.”

21. This is how dads feel, I guess

“Don’t fuck a fat chick, because you will become the guy who only fucks fat chicks.”- My father

22. What did you expect?

I told my dad, “IM SO FAT, DAD.”

His response? “Well honey, hang out with more fat friends and you’ll feel better.”

23. If she’s saying that she’s worried about your penis size

“You gotta trim the bushes. It makes the tree look taller.” – My mom

24. Small everything!

Dad’s advice on saving money in uni: Small cars, Small apartments, Small girlfriends

25. Seriously?

“If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.”

26. ~*sing song voice*~ Your mom’s been with other guys

When asking my mum recently whether it was too soon to go on a date after my break up she said the following:

“The only way to get over a man is to get under another.”

Coming from my Irish Catholic mother, who has only ever been with my father? Totally inappropriate but brilliant.

And yeah. I followed it.

27. Oh dad…thanks

The day before I married my Latin wife my dad said to me, “Make sure you use protection because you can’t hug a Latina without getting her pregnant.”

28. Lifehack #2

When I first began dating girls in high school, my dad told me some advice that was so simple yet so true, time and time again.

He said something along the lines of “Look, you don’t need to be intimidated by her dad, when you finally meet him. You don’t need to impress him at all. He’s a guy, just like you. He likes the same things you like – action movies, burgers, fishing, hunting, NASCAR, titties – all those manly things all other men like. The person you really need to impress is the girl’s mother. She’s the one who keeps the family happy and healthy. She’s the one the girl will turn to for womanly advice. Compliment her on the dinner, on her home-decor, etc, etc. If she likes you, the dad will have to like you. And he already will, because you’re a burger-eating, action-movie-watchin’, titty-lovin’ sonovabitch like he is.”

Years later, and after some downright crazy ex’s, every set of parents I ever met still consider me a pretty nice guy.

29. And be sure to name it after me

My Dad before my first school dance after I turned 16 – “If you can’t be good, be good at it.”

30. Sirens are going off in your head

Words of wisdom from the old man:

“A girl in a red bikini is looking for attention.”

31. Cool, thanks for that

“There are girls you marry and there are girls you.. don’t marry.”

32. Grandfathers give the best advice, don’t they?

My family and I were watching a horror movie with my sick grandpa once. In the movie, a rape was somehow involved and as it happened, he looked right at me and said, “If someone is trying to rape you, just yell ‘I HAVE HIV!’ No one wants to contract that shit. Unless they have it. Then at least you would know.” TC mark









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In Exhibit #43252342351341241415256262452 of things on the internet that were once completely useless but now go viral, we have a dude who possesses the skill of snapping his fingers to the rhythm and melody of the Super Mario Brothers theme song.

The highlight of the video, in addition to the snapping and all that, is likely his unnerving facial expressions. From my deep dissection of the comments, it appears that people are Natalie Imbruglia’ed (torn) as to what his expressions mean — is he pissed that he slightly messed up some parts? Did he just remember how awesome that Greek Salad he had for lunch was? Either way, this is a skill that is now being shared with the world. Enjoy. TC mark









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